I thought F*** was universally understood
Ok … while my new blog is still under construction, (hehe, cause i haven’t made it pretty enough :P) I have FINALLY found something original to blog about. I should render some credit to Peter (Njuguna) though, since he helped me discover that this little incident is indeed funny, although not at all from my point-of-view.
Anywayz, for the past few days I have been getting weird sms-es from some random Malaysian number on my Malaysian line. (I have 2 lines, a UK line and a Malaysian line. My mum’s phone has problem sms-ing me on my UK line thus..) The reason I’ve filed it under "Weird" is because it’s all in chinese (literally, chinese writings!) and my "phantom sms-er" seems to like sending me 2039840298508243 msgs a day! At first I just ignored the first few smses thinking the person would finally figure out that he/she got the wrong number and would quit wasting his/her damn credit…but NOOOOOOOO… I guess he/she just isn’t very good with maths..or consumerism.. or just likes being a pain!
So anyway, I decided to investigate the matter and spent a freaking RM2.00 on an international sms saying "Who is this?" . Now, you’d think that Phantom Sms-er would have the smarts to figure out that I DO NOT UNDERSTAND CHINESE. But once again, his/her stupidity amazes me and instead I get about 20 chinese sms-es as a response. Now, you might think that getting random smses is just a nuisance but when your freaking phone beeps every freaking 20 seconds, IT IS INCREDIBLY F****ING ANNOYING! And of course, I can’t just turn my damn phone off because what if my mum sends me a msg ?? So finally, yesterday, just before I fell asleep, my phone beeped once again…and I just couldn’t take it anymore!
Hence, quite impulsively, I sent a rather impolite msg telling my phantom sms-er to mind his own business and stop msging me! (Ok ok ok. I told him to "do me a favour and f*** off! But seriously, it was f****ing annoying!)
And you know what that rude, ignorant, *censored censored censored* idiot did?? HE SMS-ED ME THROUGHOUT THE FREAKING NIGHT. Imagine me trying to get some goodnight sleep with my freaking Nokia going "TEE-TEET! TEE-TEET! TEE-TEET!" SLKFJkdjfsldifuLKJd938JFOJDSFLKHFDLKfjlkfdjoe!!!!!!!!!!
*Selina controls herself*
Anyway, today I return from uni only to find another 9 new msges from you-know-who. However, this time only 8/9 smses were incomprehendable to me ~ and the last one simply said "What you mean?"
Bloody hell. Don’t u understand when I say fuck off?? Need a dictionary izzit????? I thought that word was universal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to top it off, as I was talking to Peter, I just realized that I might have been charged for all those stupid sms-es you-know-who sent me. (Shall I call him/her unintelligent chink ?? heehee..better not lah. Skali kena labelled racist!) ANd I just checked my credit. And it’s only freaking RM1.21 !
Someone who knows about prepaid international roamings…pls let me know. Was I charged for all this????????
And stop laughing. It’s not funny.
January 31st, 2006 at 3:29 pm
i would have thought the obvious thing would b to find out wat all the chinese meant! i mean its not like chinese people are in short supply at imperial!! and yes i hate to break it to u but u were infact charged for all those txts that the random dude sent u!sorry! i would have thought that every1 would have known wat f*** meant, i mean every knows wat coca cola is all over the world n i’m almost sure that f*** is used more?????lol
February 7th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Hey Sharm,
Hmmm…. just don’t understand why this person keeps harassing u. And how did he/she get ur number? I think every sane person above the age of 7 (or maybe even younger) would know what f*** meant. I’m not too sure bout international roamings, but I guess it would be a good idea to just call that person from another line just to see who it is… and then perhaps make a report to your phone service provider and bar that number. All the best 2 u in ur mission. Do keep us updated on this in ur future postings. Take care! ~ Abel ~